Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

hashtags suck balls

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

so...um, yeah

Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

Women's rights.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

I love alchohol!

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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