Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

I am quite mature.

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

DEATH.

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

what is a chicken answer: chicken

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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