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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people and regularly attend a synagogue and pizza is and italian food that many people find to be enjoyable to eat

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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Why did the girl get her hair cut off? Because she had cancer

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why did the Mexican shoot himself? because his wife miscarried, hung herself, and his oldest brother had cancer. also when he was 5, his parents died in a car accident, leaving his abusive uncle to care for him. he also had erectile dysfunction which caused him severe pain. did i mention he was an illegal, homeless immigrant who was addicted to methamphedimine and owed several million dollars to a man who repeatedly raped him anally? he was.

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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whats wosre than stubbing your toe? being lost on a desert island being raped

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What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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knock knock who's there ?

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Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

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What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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Women's rights

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Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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