- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Tucker Rivera

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

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