- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than the holocost, nothing

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

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