- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

what did one computer say to the other .........

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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