- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

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