Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

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What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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