- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

did you stub your toe?

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

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