Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

I woke up today

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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