The dewey decimal system

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

Your mom.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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A man walks into a bar Ouch

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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