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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

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What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? a bike

Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

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