- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

FOX News: Fair and balanced

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

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