- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

Women deserve equal rights.

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

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