- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

Where's my baby??

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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