What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

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Why was the boy laughing? Because

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I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Carl -Carl wh-wait... carl...CARL OH MY GOD!!!! WE ALL THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD ,CARL!!!! Where have you been? Oh my god... Mom's DEAD! When we all thought you were dead she hung herself! IT'S YOUR FAULT SHE'S DEAD, CARL! YOUR FAULT!!!!!! YOU ARE AN UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT CARL! YOU KNOW THAT? I hope you burn in hell.

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What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

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What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

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knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

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The Moon Landing.

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What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

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I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

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What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

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What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

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Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

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Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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