What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

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The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

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why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

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A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

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Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

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how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

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what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

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Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

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What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

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A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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