I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

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Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

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What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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when debbie meets downer

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Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

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How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

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Pineapple.

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How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

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Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

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hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

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Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

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i read the terms of service when i posted this

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A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

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The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

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Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

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Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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