When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

whats white and looks like paper paper

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

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What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

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how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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