- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

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