- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

Whats an Anti-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

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