Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

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Why was the woman?

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What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

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An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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woman's lacrosse

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Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

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whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

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i dont fisish anythi

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

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ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

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This joke is the worst joke ever.

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Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

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Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

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What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

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Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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