a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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A man wakes up in the hospital after being in a car accident. He begins to yell "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor hurries into the room to find out why the patient is yelling. The doctor then promptly explains that this was due to the crash severing his spinal cord and rendering him paraplegic for the rest of his life. The doctor after explaining this states he'll never walk again, before leaving the patient's room.

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ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. They both died of blood loss.

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

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What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

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what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

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Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

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PIED NINNY!

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What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

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What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

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What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

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I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

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Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

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A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

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A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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