- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

whats dumb and small? dandruff

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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