- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What worse than being shot? Waking up and finding a penis in your mouth.

One guy asks another guy, "Why did the sleeping man get sucked into the sinkhole?" The other guy replies, "I don't know, I heard about that a few months ago, it seems highly improbable statistically. "

What did the prostitute get for Christmas Money

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

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A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

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