- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

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Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

HOLY SHIT!!!!

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

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