Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

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why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Here's a joke for you, my life...

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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