What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Lindsay Lohan

The Big Bang Theory (the show).

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* *Busts open door* "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

Ian's mind Elevator music

The EPA.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

don't just stand there

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

Why? Why not?

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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