"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

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what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

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Blacks

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What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

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What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

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What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

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A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

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I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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What happened when a black lady sat in the front on a bus? She didn't vomit because she could see the road, which helped with her motion sickness. Also the driver got in a better mood because he had company, and the lady was a pleasant person.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

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What is large, heavy, tastes like poptarts, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A semi truck full of poptarts

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Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

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who else is on here?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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