- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

What's a joke? Funny

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

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