- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

women's rights

The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

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