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What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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