There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

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Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

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Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

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Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

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What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

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What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

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Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

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A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

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Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

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why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

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I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

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What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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