Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

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Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

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why is my phone broken i dropped it

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Knock Knock Go Away

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Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

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How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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CHAD'S A FAG!!!

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Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

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So a blonde walks into a wall...

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

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I like touching my boobs

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What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Carl -Carl wh-wait... carl...CARL OH MY GOD!!!! WE ALL THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD ,CARL!!!! Where have you been? Oh my god... Mom's DEAD! When we all thought you were dead she hung herself! IT'S YOUR FAULT SHE'S DEAD, CARL! YOUR FAULT!!!!!! YOU ARE AN UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT CARL! YOU KNOW THAT? I hope you burn in hell.

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I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

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Technically I did not try to, but I made you believe I tried in vain, so your subconcious is unable to register that it is under a state of trance, you could deny it, but you are in a state of trance right now. So how big are your breasts?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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