- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

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What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

you wanna hear a good anti joke?, so do i

How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

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