What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

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Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

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Why was the gay guy sad?

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

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Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

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A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

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What's white and gluey Glue

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How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

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Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

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- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

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What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

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How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

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Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

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A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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