So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

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What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

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What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

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Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

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Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

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What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

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There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

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how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

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Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

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How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

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Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

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Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

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Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

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What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

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What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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God has lived since the eternal eternity right? And one day he said let there be light? NO WONDER HE IS SUCH A NEEDY GREEDY EVIL FUCK! HOW WOULD YOU FEEL AFTER AEONS ENDLESS IN TOTAL DARKNESS? Moral: It is time for the prince, to stand up as the emperor, then no one shall doubt the power of the moral man.

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What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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