here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

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I once did something.

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Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

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Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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You just read this ..

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

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Not lying Red, I have my contacts, I am a "facilitator", I pull strings for my employers, and sure the FBI has me on their files, after all we have cooperated with them. Not because I wanted to, but because its my job, and it helps me use the best of my abilities and limited education (I am technically an educated lawyer, and not an agent).

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

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what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

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Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

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"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

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What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

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whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

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What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

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Knock knock Shut up

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What is pink and gets wet a tounge

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There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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