What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

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Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

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Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

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What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

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Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

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What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

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What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

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Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

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Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

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Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

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THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

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Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

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A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

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When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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kesha is a virgin.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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