Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

race-car = rac-ecar

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Chuck Norris Dies.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

Yanter, Look it up

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

My three children are three big mistakes.

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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