- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

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What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

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