Ain't idn't a word.

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What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

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I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

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Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

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monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

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Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

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Do you love me? No.

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Women's rights.

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

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=3

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Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

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Caolan and Eamon

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A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

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Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

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Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

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-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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