A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

noah is a scrub jungle

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

Two guys walk into a bar.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

what's brown and sticky A stick!

What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

knock knock whos there rock rock who rocks dont knock stupid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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