- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

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