What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Why was the woman crying? Because I hit her with a bat.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

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Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

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What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

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Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

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Why did the black man have lots of money. He studied hard at school and got into a good university. He dedicated 5 years of his life working relentlessly and getting his diploma in medicine then went on to work in a private hospital as head doctor and neuro surgeon. He was very successful in his specific field of medicine. That didn't work out so after quitting his job and realizing he had wasted over 7 years of his life achieving nothing but lose of interest in his career. He then bought a lottery ticket and won 8 million dollars.

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There are three muffins sitting in an oven. The first one says nothing. The second one also says nothing. They're just muffins and muffins can't talk.

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How do you change your dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

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What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

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2 + 2 = 4

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How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

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There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

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How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

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Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

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What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

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How many fingers am i holding up? 4

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Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

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What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

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Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

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