- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

eden stop

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

Morning wood.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

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