Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

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What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

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What separates man from animal? Divorce.

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

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What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

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Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

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the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

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kill yourself

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why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

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CORRECTION TO THE COMMENT BELOW! Its a WIN/WIN/WIN/WINWINWINWINWINWIN (WIN For at least 30 more minutes)/CUUUUM!/"SORE ASS WHINING CHILD Gonna grow into a slut SITUATION!" friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man The Anti-Christ: Do not thumb me down unless you want to feel the big burning hot spear of darkness, and you do not... You better don`t be or become a sore ass kid you allshole if you know what I am saying... Yeah! Thats right! You better fear me! Because the angrier you look... The more offended you become... The better you are starting to look...

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woman..parallel parking

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

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three blondes are walking along the beach on a desert island, they each have plans to escape. The first swims off the island but is swept in with the current back to land The second blonde burns an SOS into the sand using a rock and twigs-the wind blows it out The third, realising how immature her freinds were, reaches into her pocket and pulls out her mobile phone and begins dialling the coast guard.

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

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Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

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Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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