- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

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