- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

hi bye

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

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