A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

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The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

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Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

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What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

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Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

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Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

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XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

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Mitt Romney

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In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

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why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

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Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

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justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

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Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

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Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

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Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

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Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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